Does Wayne Brady Chris Brown have to choke a bitch? Ah, what to say about Chris Brown. All I can say is I would pity anyone in a threesome with him and R-Kelly. Does urine help heal facial bruises?
First things first, that is a sweet pink tube top. We all know girls suck at drinking. They suck worse at puking. It looks like this girl just ate sausage pieces and mustard. What a champ. Also, what’s up with the “your moms lawn” comment? Is that some kind of girl-diss I’m not aware of. Do girls these days just get drunk and puke on their friends moms lawns as some type of girl revenge? Chicks are weird.
This picture could have been worse. Mustaches are making a horrible hipster come back.. see below…
I am not sure if this guy wants to give me candy in his van, or invite me to his flat for some Pabst and a Feist Record. For Realzy.
What you cannot see in this picture is the $ 20 hooker or his secretary blowing him. Which is why he looks so relaxed. #draping
That’s the first thing I noticed about this drawing. The chimney looks like a schlong. That is all.
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That’s how I imagined Poseidon spoke. Like “The Hulk”. Poseidon angry! Poseidon has salt in eye balls!. Anyway, a great likeness of the Sea God. He probably could have killed JAWS in the first scene of that film. Bigger boat or no bigger boat.
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